Wednesday, December 19, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/18/18

says, is losing its at a fast rate... how quick you ask, faster than your husband loses his ring at a strip club.


  is being sued by 's over ''... isn't the Carlton Dance really just Dancing in the Dark?


  ban on ruled unconstitutional by federal court... I'm sick of the nunchuck lobby getting whatever they want... every second 10 people are made fun of for having nunchucks.


  praises 's penis... don't worry Miley, we all saw the Hemsworth family crest in the Vacation movie reboot but thanks for the unprovoked reminder.


  is launching '' for stressed travelers... whether you're a stress eater or have lost your dignity and will to live, this program will work for you.


 Police issue warning about new scam... the scam hurts almost as with Sarah Michelle Gellar.


 Drug manufacturer, puts out a product... officially becoming the largest adversary to Billy, your local weed guy.


 Passengers wearing sweaters will be allowed to board flights early... finally a reason to wear my sweater.

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