#Oscars2019 to consider no host at all... it's official... we've become so sensitive that the only people that have never said anything offensive, are infants.
Watching the #GoogleHearing... looks like Boris from #RockyandBullwinkle got a great seat. 'I am Boris Badenov, world's greatest no-goodnik'
#Columbia student rant: "White people are the best thing that ever happened in the world"... better than fire, the wheel, and toaster strudel? Yeah right, asshole.
Town decorates pothole with #ChristmasTree... unfortunately, their bridge suspension was #Christmas tinsel... 40 died on the way to work today.
#Music teacher has apologized after warning students against having #mohawks and large #afros for a concert... when you look at the set list, it's kind of understandable... Michael Stipe, Daughtry, Seal, Sinead O'Connor, and Britney Spears.
#OcasioCortez says #PaulRyan got called a 'genius' when he was elected at 28, I get accused of being 'a fraud'... well, he wasn't elected because he was cool, relatable, accomplished, or human... they needed something.
#Californiateacher faces charges after forcibly cutting a student's hair while singing the national anthem... the Paul Mitchell School of Cosmetology frowns upon people who are not in key.
#Trump, #PelosiSchumer argue about the wall in the oval office... then the window, then the wall... till the sweat dropped off their balls.
#Google CEO has to explain that the 'iPhone is made by a different company'... the CEO replied... no one company makes an innovative phone and the other makes the same phone for double the price.
#Delta changes the way fliers board planes... creating 8 zones instead of 4... essentially guaranteeing everyone gets to sit next to at least one crying baby.
No comments:
Post a Comment