Saturday, December 22, 2018

5 Jokes a day 12/21/18

supporters turn to to pledge money for a ... and yet, not a cent to make my film about falling in love with a normal guy and making out with him all day and night... starting myself as 'normal guy'.


  fines $900,000 for launching illegal satellites into orbit... the lengths people will go just to get some of that sweet ... they must be tied of watching boobs between the static.

  marks shortest day of year... interesting that it only falls a few days before what seems like the longest day of the year. If you're thinking isn't the longest day, you haven't met my inlaws.


  driverless cars back on roads... even though you're by yourself, the computer has been programmed to make with you about weather, kids, or local sports team... it searches your social media for the most annoying selection.


 Brilliant fireball in leaves twisted trail over ... don't be alarmed... that's just the traveling to their stadium for next season... football on the moon... although the moon does not want them either.


  sends 1,700 voice recordings to wrong user... the guy played 's 1,700 times... when your a fan your a fan.


  shows off tunnel... it's the most talked about tunnel since had her colonoscopy on the .

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